Purses are a lot like pussies
They really have to be a good fit
Some are salmon,
corral, mocha, or cherry red.
Some fuzzy and others smooth as soft pink suede.

Sometimes you'd like to get a new pussy
but you think, this is my trusted purse
Everything fits inside of it
I know where all the pockets are located
and it's nice and worn.

Pussies are fun to shop for,
but finding the right one can be VERY frustrating!
Just when you think you've found the perfect purse,
it gives you attitude.
You start to second-guess yourself,
and decide that you want to return it.
You plead with the cashier, 
"This is not the right pussy for me,
I've made a
mistake!"
But you didn't keep your receipt
      NO REFUND allowed!

Sometimes you become quite comfortable with your purse.
It becomes an extension of your shoulder,
you take it everywhere with you.
You clean it out regularly, getting rid
of all the bullshit that has
accumulated.
Often, you find yourself rifling through it
seeking something lost
      and the joy when you find that special something deep
down at the very
bottom            Climax!

Unfortunately, when pussies have gotten old
they're traded in for new models-
a shinier pink patent leather
a tighter stitch, an upgrade to first class
It's still the same purse, but a little worse for wear.

I guess that you could say that I have purse issues
One day I'm happy with it, the next day I'm not
But, as my lover would tell you-
Ignore what I say,
It's simply my PMS talking today.