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The Draft by CHRISTOPHER BARNES
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The Draft			
In the singleton subbasement they spool "The Mysteries Of The Organism" on super 8. In a proximate cube a tv flaunts "Get Smart" but the hippest happening is in the language lab - Ches quibbling Saigon, the congressional panel, tailskid prangs... and Muhammed ali was bang-on when he speachified "I ain't got nothing against them Viet Congs". The inrush of the Fuzz is seditious. Go head on - cut and run - full tilt - in the fin end of a purple haze Chevy down Main St. Through shades astroturf rimshots wobble by the Mom and Pop store and we peak a red and black flag for ex-slaves into a shimmering bristle of ladybugs.

CHRISTOPHER BARNES

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Seven Deadly E-zine Killers by TOMMY YAN
TOMMY YAN
helps business owners and entrepreneurs make more money through direct response marketing. He publishes Tommy's Tease a weekly e-zine to inspire people to succeed in business and personal growth.

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Seven Deadly E-zine Killers			

If you're like most e-zine publishers, you subscribe to other e-zines. 
	
I subscribe to over two dozen. Call me an info nut if you'd like, but 
I like to stay informed. And I do read them. 

But lately, I've been scanning and have even unsubscribed from 
a few publications. There's a nasty trend from certain publishers to 
sell products without offering any valuable information in return. It 
seems the subscriber is no longer important. 

In a typical list-building scenario, the publisher places ads or 
conducts a few joint ventures to build her database fast. Then 
she sells information about how she built it so fast hoping to 
continue building faster. Then she writes a book about how she 
did it so fast to her growing list. 

Do you notice a diabolical pattern here? People buy into the sizzle 
and never get to bite into the steak. They're led to believe the 
sizzle is the steak. 

I'm left wondering if I'm not just a credit card number to them. 

If you publish an e-zine, you don't want to appear like a door-to-
door salesman in a cheap suit. Where the housewife opens the 
door and he's already started his song and dance. And all she 
can think about is how to get rid of him. You don't want to be 
caught dead wearing a cheap suit.
 
Let's look at seven deadly e-zine killers you absolutely must 
not have in your publication:
 
Killer #1: Itsy bitsy content. 

This is the mother of all killers. You open an e-zine and you get 
a few remarks about some program, teleseminar, or discounted 
item. And then three links to a squeeze page or sales letter page. 
There's no priming the pump. They hit you right away with their 
pitch. They brag about their success and how you can duplicate 
their success by purchasing their product or program. 

Excuse me, but there are a lot of smart subscribers out here 
who don't want to be sold. Or taken. 

They want to be swept off 
their feet. They want value, rich content, and to experience a 
magic carpet ride. They don't want to be treated like a piece 
of meat. 

You may be a master product pusher, but some day your 
clients are going to wise up and leave because they're 
tired of you trying to sell them the world. Don't sell just 
for the sake of making a buck. Marry your database with 
good content so they will remain with you through thick 
and thin. 

Killer #2: Annoying ads.
 
I don't read them. I don't have the time. They're distracting. 
I skip them. Most subscribers do the same because they 
know they will be solicited for money. So I have trained 
my brain to tune out those annoying ads. 

There's nothing worse than breaking the flow of your 
content with ads. If you want to publish them, organize 
them in a separate section. This way your message 
stays indelibly fresh in your reader's mind. 

Killer #3: Sounding like a smartass. 

There are some marketers who have been successful 
at building huge lists. They continue to make joint 
ventures deals to grow more lists. Now they're 
beginning to sound a little pompous and arrogant. 

That's unwise and unfortunate... 

Because they may be geniuses at selling Girls Gone 
Wild DVDs to the Jerry Springer crowd, but talking 
down to their subscribers insults a more sophisticated 
crowd. It's best not to belittle your audience. 

Killer #4: Rampant reminders. 

You sign up for a teleseminar and receive a confirmation.
One day before your call you get a friendly e-mail reminder
with the telephone number and access code. On the actual 
morning, you get another reminder. Two hours prior, you 
get another reminder. 

Please! 

We are not a bunch of forgetful little children. Quit clogging 
up our e-mail with your insecurities. All this does is increase 
the possibility of your server being blacklisted by our servers. 
I understand sometimes that e-mails don't get through, but if 
it doesn't get through with reminder number one—it usually 
won't get through any better with reminder number five.
 
Killer #5: Stagnant subject line.
 
If you want your e-zine opened and read, you must give 
your subscribers a good enough reason to click on it. Adding 
the name of your e-zine (Body Building Basics Issue #17) just 
won't do the trick anymore. Unless you are content-rich and 
they're addicted to each issue. 

In today's online climate, everyone I talk with is annoyed 
with spam. Their e-mail accounts are flooded with all sorts 
of nonsense. Their mouse finger is itching to delete all junk 
e-mail.
 
To avoid becoming a victim, create a compelling subject line. 
Something that intrigues your readers so much, they'd have
to open it or else they'd lose sleep. Avoid boring your 
audience. There's nothing worse than boring your subscribers.
 
Killer #6: Dead links. 

Sounds simple enough. But even the most careful publishers 
get caught with their pants down. The answer to this is to test, 
test, and test prior to each broadcast.
 
Killer #7: Consistently inconsistent. 

You get in a groove writing some great issues. Rich in content 
and full of useful information your subscribers are grateful for. 

Then you get busy... 

So you write some short tips and ideas instead of your usual 
composition. Some maybe not pertaining to your topic. You 
begin to sway. 

Each issue weighs like an anchor around your neck. What 
seemed easy to do has become a burden. So you do a rush 
on the next publication. 

Big mistake. Because people will begin losing interest. 
And take you for granted. 

But what can you do? 

It's wise to stay two or three issues ahead. When you 
find some extra time, write two or three articles in advance 
and then plug in the extra sections later. That way, you'll 
continue with rich content and not worry about people 
becoming bored. 

Another idea is to announce a vacation for a certain number 
of issues. People understand the importance of rest. Let them 
know ahead of time.
 
Or you can ask an associate to fill in for a few issues. 
Edify that person to your database. You may also be 
asked to fill in for them someday. Which can benefit 
the both of you.			

©2006 TOMMY YAN

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Learning About Love by TIFFANIE JONES
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Learning About Love			
For the first time in life I've fallen deeply in love You should be a lucky man But you're not I'm now ready to settle down with you I've played my games and broken a few heart But never yours I decided to put away with childish things I finally learned to love and be committed And put all my trust into one person But I don't think you've done the same But unless you feel the same way about me That I feel about you Then I haven't gained anything But, I've lost everything.

©2006 TIFFANIE JONES

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