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Yall! Come Cybering with Me
I's a browser as I graze through cyberspace,
Brushability is my game when I search throughout
For the whereabouts of brunizem
O away with dials yo' hold gainst' ears
Can grow old on hold as yo' utter
Words ya' hear:
Sneers, clicks, no tones, screeches,
Which causes jolts of brusquerie if you dare
Intrude, such arrogance this bucko biz,' risk being
Cloned a brute to spin as a buffoon
Who suffers buck fever, or a bucksaw gnawing
On a bassoon.
But on the Net one can join a salsa set
Cyber to discuss da' Met
Meet Bill's as you scan through mates,
Chat through spats
Can ignore a dull bloke faceless
Who tell jokes
As going sleeveless in Siberia
Chillin' out to smoke.
OLE' grannies scan through Seniornet
To scout aah' cruise
Where either can do a buck-and-wing
Or join a karaoke partee' to sing,
"Nothing like an oldster"
Grown bolder da' tune
"I placed a bet on the Internet,"
Scroll a mouse, boot a lout
Who ignores a TOS
Surf murf, drink Smirnoff,
Cappuccino, tea or coke
Send e-mail, order a snail, smell a rat
Who clicks to chat
Gnaw and chew over the news,
Placate a simpering fool
Loop da' Web over Timbuktu and Tibet
Glance at Japan,
Taipan and Zululand
Scroll on da' way to Pakistan,
Then surf to Toga land.
Perch on a chair anywhere
Be an elephant-tusk
Who can fart and not
Smell up the hemisphere,
While digits do da' trot
Whar' eyes reveal da' spots dat' sizzle
Drizzle or fizzle.
Ya'll can be aah' democratic nerd
A nude who sits before a screen
With a modem dat' broadcast
Wheezes, groans, with erratic stops,
Locks and pops.
If yo' choose, can be ah' looker
Who view a hooker
Salivate til' jaws lock.
Or shop for BVD's, motor ease
Until yo' drop
I's aah' yowl yowl browser,
A download whizzer
On how to build a Kayak,
Control a Bat;
Seeking the denizen of the deep
From the woo, woo world,
Accessing mo' mo' bytes
Than you can snake a pipe.
Lol Lol! Yall.
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